Well, we went to the free Mitch Hedberg show the other night. He was respectably funny, but obviously working on new material in front of us. But anywho – here’s some memorable jokes:
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“I was a newspaper delivery boy when I was a kid. I had to deliver 2000 newspapers a day….. or, find 2 dumpsters.”
“When you use mouthwash they say it kills 99.9% of germs……. so that means you’ve still got 0.1% in your mouth… like, damn you f%#$&*(@s are strong. Ok, I guess you can hang out, but if odds prevail…”
“I went to the doctor but he just kept taking my blood. Don’t ever see that Dr. Acula.”
“I tried to throw away a Yo-Yo the other day, that’s f@&*#ng impossible.”
